Wednesday, May 20, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/20

The Hernando County, Florida Sheriffs recently arrested Brittany Gariepy for shoplifting. Some 7-11 employees called 911 after seeing her leave the store with a bulge in her pants. When confronted by an officer, the 20 year-old denied any wrongdoing until he spotted an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage on her front seat. Gariepy then confessed she stuffed the 2.4 ounce pork product down her pants.

The Iowa City, Iowa police recently arrested a man on drug possession charges. Officers had him stopped for a traffic violation when they smelled weed and noticed his mouth was green. Seconds later, he gagged, and a medium sized bag of marijuana popped out of his mouth. The man was charged with preventing apprehension and obstructing prosecution and third-offense drug possession.

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