Friday, May 29, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/29

An understaffed health clinic in Prague is offering free breast implants, liposuction and tummy tucks as a signing bonus. Clinic manager Jiri Schweitzer says the offer has been a huge success because the plastic surgeries are three times the monthly wage for a nurse working at the clinic.

Joseph Northington is facing 7 years to life in prison for robbing a Columbia, South Carolina bank. The police arrested the 27 year-old after he bragged about the crime on his My Space page by posting the message: "On tha run for robbin a bank Love all of yall." Northington took $4,000.

A 42 year-olf Andersonville, Tenneess man was recently arrested for burglarizing a home in nothing more than a thong. Deputies followed his footprints to an abadoned farmhouse where he was hiding.

Brett Becker was recently arrested for setting up an account on Playboy.com with his neighbor's stolen identity. His 86 year-old victim went to the Port Richey, Florida police after $58.75 was withdrawn from her bank account. Cops investigated and found that Becker had been stealing from her since 2006. He withdrew $2,175.06 without her knowing.

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