Monday, May 18, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/18

Brandon Ryzner-Meredith was recently arrested after trying to rob a Newton, New Jersey grocery store in a Snuggie. Witnesses called the police after they saw the 18 year-old stacking crates to gain access through a window. Ryzner-Meredith told cops he wore the Snuggie to "conceal himself."

John Szwalla was recently arrested after trying to rob a Winston Salem, North Carolina store with a banana. The 17 year-old walked in and told owner Bobby Ray Mabe he had a gun under his coat and wanted all of his money. That's when a customer jumped Szwalla and held him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Szwalla admitted he didn't have a gun before eating his banana.

A German man died on Friday after getting trapped inside a giant cauldron of soup. The victim climbed into the cauldron at the Eraso soup factory to clean it when the lid suddenly closed. Hot soup filled the vat while the man screamed for his life. A doctor later confirmed that he had been cooked to death.

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